My name is Phillip Messenger! (you can just call me Phil, Fesnap, Felipe John Jones, Phillip McNulty, or my personal favorite "Chickenshit". The ever-so-gracious shitlords of Kamiah High School gave me that one.)
I'm 17 years old. I can buy M rated games and I can see R rated movies, but I still can't buy Sharpies at Walmart because I'm not 18 yet.
I have a crush on Human Fluttershy.
(Not really, I'm joking.)
I'm totally single, and it's that way because
barely do I ever leave the house
there will never be anyone like Human Fluttershy. (Again joking)
I love the musics. Generally I like most all music, excluding Country, Rap, Hip-Hop, and "Bubblegum music".
I'm so strong that I can snap a twig in half.
Every once in a while I'll parkour all over the place...Pretty badly though.
I love to doodle in Science classes.
I dislike foreign language classes. Not the language itself, just the classes.
I mean, like really. No one really learns a language that way.
I have an overweight cat named Rascal, who as I type this is cussing me out in his own language.
I also have a pet cactus. I named him Captain Prickly.
I cosplay as Joel (The Last of Us) almost every night...Don't ask.
I am obsessed with My Little Pony, Spyro the Dragon, Adventure Time, Regular Show, The Last of Us, Fallout, Metal Gear Solid, and Occasionally Skyrim.
I drive with Aviator Goggles on.
The two biggest things that piss me off:
Bronies who complain about being hated on and ridiculed, but then they go to other groups of people and hate on them for what they do.
IT REALLY PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF. STOP IT.
Also, people who dislike something and are complete jackwagons about it.
Like, it's cool if you don't like something, just you really don't have to force your opinions and thoughts on everyone else. No one really fucking cares.
Slubergulliens that I know in the real life that you should possibly check out:
Slubergulliens that you should check out:
Oh, and Don't Use My Fucking Art Without My Permission! Gosh Darn.
My Tumblr! Use It!