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:iconalittleplacticcastle: made a quiz thinger and I had fun taking the quiz
SOOOOOOOOO
I made a quiz thinger!
Be advised Most if not All of the questions are just bullshit nonsense but nonetheless it's great!
www.quizyourfriends.com/take-q…
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Phillip Messenger (or is it)
Artist | Student | Other
United States
My name is Phillip Messenger! (you can just call me Phil, Fesnap, Felipe John Jones, Phillip McNulty, or my personal favorite "Chickenshit". The ever-so-gracious shitlords of Kamiah High School gave me that one.)

I'm 18 years old. In addition to buying M-rated games, and seeing R-rated movies, I can now also buy permanent markers at Walmart!

I have a crush on Human Fluttershy.
(Not really, I'm joking.) NOT

I'm totally single, and it's that way because barely do I ever leave the house there will never be anyone like Human Fluttershy. (Again joking)
NOT REALLY

I love the musics. Generally I like most all music, excluding Country, Rap, Hip-Hop, and "Bubblegum music".

I'm so strong that I can snap a twig in half.

Every once in a while I'll parkour all over the place...Pretty badly though.

I love to doodle in Science classes.

I dislike foreign language classes. Not the language itself, just the classes.
I mean, like really. No one really learns a language that way.

I have an overweight cat named Rascal, who as I type this is begging me for food.
I also have a pet cactus. I named him Ripley.

I cosplay as Joel (The Last of Us) almost every night...Don't ask.

I am obsessed with My Little Pony, Spyro the Dragon, Adventure Time, Regular Show, The Last of Us, Fallout, Metal Gear Solid, and Occasionally Skyrim.

I drive with Aviator Goggles on.

The two biggest things that piss me off:
Bronies who complain about being hated on and ridiculed, but then they go to other groups of people and hate on them for what they do.
IT REALLY PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF. STOP IT.

Also, people who dislike something and are complete jackwagons about it.
Like, it's cool if you don't like something, just you really don't have to force your opinions and thoughts on everyone else. No one really fucking cares.





Slubergulliens that I know in the real life that you should possibly check out:
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Slubergulliens that you should check out:
:iconprofessionalpuppy::iconfiolee4evah900::iconpedoren::iconsiddelthekiddel::iconspyroconvexity::icontheawesomeflee::icon1master-shake::iconalittleplacticcastle::iconconklestothemax::iconcyndrothestarfire::iconizinuyasha190::iconskaizek::icontaterchip5001::iconzzandrewshadow::icondeathfullkam::iconstrange-mark:


One last thing.
Please don't use my art without my permission. This also refers to stealing.
Stealing art is uncool.
Please realize that artists take a lot of time out of their day to make art solely for your enjoyment.
So please don't steal the art.



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(thesubtlest.tumblr.com/)
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:iconalittleplacticcastle: made a quiz thinger and I had fun taking the quiz
SOOOOOOOOO
I made a quiz thinger!
Be advised Most if not All of the questions are just bullshit nonsense but nonetheless it's great!
www.quizyourfriends.com/take-q…
  • Listening to: My
  • Reading: Ass
  • Watching: Fuck
  • Playing: It
I'm moving back to California because fuck me in the asshole. 
HOKAI So, the main reason why I came back was to help my parents take care of my ninety-five-year-old grandfather (because....you know...) and he got to the point of where we couldn't care for him anymore (because we aren't frick-fracking professionals) and now he is now in an old folks home. The other reason why I am up here was to establish myself somewhere up here when I have the opportunity and resources to do so.

WEEEEEEEEEELLLL that last part can't fucking happen right now, because some shit with the family happened and now my parents are all "we are going back to California until we (my father) can fully retire (again) and collect retirement moneyz. Now I kinda gotta go with them because Fuck everythingfuck me in the assASSTAINT I don't have any money to speak of and I don't really have anywhere to go and stay until I have said money to do something with BeCaUsE FUCK ME IN MY DIRTY NAUGHTY ASS DAMMIT.

(If you cannot tell I am upset cuz I don't want to go back to California I want to stay in the northwest dammit)
  • Listening to: My
  • Reading: Ass
  • Watching: Fuck
  • Playing: It
Sleep-Dreamer by thesubtle
Sleep-Dreamer
HEYA KIDDIES
HOW YOU KIDS HANDLING POST-APOCALYPTIA?
Heya shtlordes! Ain't it great to have internet to do internet stuffs? Albeit sub-par quality internet, but it's internet that works nonetheless.
Anywho, got something great for you guys today. This one I started.... four months ago in the public library of Santa Clarita, and I picked it back up last night and finished the frigg frackin thing. So have a Fluttershy dreaming of childhood with Dashie!
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And public library wifi is best wifi. 
So for the past like....three weeks I've been mooching off the Pizza Factory in my town for wifi. But lately(maybe they caught on that I was big mooch man) their wifi is failing to meet my expectations partially to the fact that it doesn't fucking work anymore because, I don't know, maybe some pizza sauce spilled on the router or something. BUT ALL IS NOT LOST MY FRIENDS! The Public Library in town also has free wifi. So as I type this A six year old stares at the apple symbol on my mac, two 7-13 year olds play chess quite horribly I might add, and a middle aged mother is staring at me because....Shit fuck if I know. Maybe it's because Im like the only one my age in this town that wears "skate" shoes (I shit you not everyone else wears these beastly sized work boots, the type of boots that could crush a full grown man's head in one swift curb-stomp)....Or maybe it's because I'm wearing a shirt that has a certain butter-yellow pegasus on it...Nah, that's not it!
But seriously, it's the weirdest thing, but not the weirdest thing. Small towns are just harsh, mean, and downright disgusted with people who like different things completely by default. Gee golly it sure takes me back to Highschool (in this very same town). I remember when people where all like "ooooo My little pony is for gay faggots and the like oooooo" And I was all like "yeah, whats so wrong with me liking this thing?" and they were all like "Cuz it's not a gun, a truck or a bottle of moonshine, and it certainly doesn't have antlers and whose name is also a slang term for one single doller. And cuz it's different" Then I was all like "K".

Anywho, don't mooch kids. Mooching is bad.
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Flutters wuvs u by thesubtle
Flutters wuvs u
Just a little thing I made for my special someone at the time...Yeah, didn't work out too well, but that's ok.
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ShimmyCocoPuffssX1 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for the fave n_n
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ImpCJCaesar Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2015
Thank you for the watch! :D
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InkREDspot Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fav! :)
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thesubtle Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015  Student Artist
No problem!
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Strange-Mark Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm working on some metal gear stuff I'm hoping you'll dig.
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thesubtle Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015  Student Artist
Metal gear stuff? You know I'll dig that! What is it you are working on?
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Strange-Mark Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ah you've seen :3
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thesubtle Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015  Student Artist
And they are amazing!!!!1!
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Souly-Cat Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch!
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thesubtle Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014  Student Artist
no probs
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