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My name is Phillip Messenger! (you can just call me Phil, Fesnap, Felipe John Jones, Phillip McNulty, or my personal favorite "Chickenshit". The ever-so-gracious shitlords of Kamiah High School gave me that one.)|
I'm 18 years old. In addition to buying M-rated games, and seeing R-rated movies, I can now also buy permanent markers at Walmart!
I have a crush on Human Fluttershy.
(Not really, I'm joking.)
I'm totally single, and it's that way because
I love the musics. Generally I like most all music, excluding Country, Rap, Hip-Hop, and "Bubblegum music".
I'm so strong that I can snap a twig in half.
Every once in a while I'll parkour all over the place...Pretty badly though.
I love to doodle in Science classes.
I dislike foreign language classes. Not the language itself, just the classes.
I mean, like really. No one really learns a language that way.
I have an overweight cat named Rascal, who as I type this is begging me for food.
I also have a pet cactus. I named him Ripley.
I cosplay as Joel (The Last of Us) almost every night...Don't ask.
I am obsessed with My Little Pony, Spyro the Dragon, Adventure Time, Regular Show, The Last of Us, Fallout, Metal Gear Solid, and Occasionally Skyrim.
I drive with Aviator Goggles on.
The two biggest things that piss me off:
Bronies who complain about being hated on and ridiculed, but then they go to other groups of people and hate on them for what they do.
IT REALLY PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF. STOP IT.
Except Weeaboos....Hate on them all you want.
Also, people who dislike something and are complete jackwagons about it.
Like, it's cool if you don't like something, just you really don't have to force your opinions and thoughts on everyone else. No one really fucking cares.
Slubergulliens that I know in the real life that you should possibly check out:
Slubergulliens that you should check out:
One last thing.
Please don't use my art without my permission. This also refers to stealing.
Stealing art is uncool.
Please realize that artists take a lot of time out of their day to make art solely for your enjoyment.
So please don't steal the art.
I have a steam! If you want to add me just tell me you saw me on DA!
My Tumblr! Use It!